SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Stay Fierce, My Friends
You sick of getting bullied at your school? Sick of feeling different for the music, movies, and clothes you like? Sick of feeling alone in a crowd because you think there’s something wrong with you? Well, young person, time to leave whatever shitball town you live in and move to…. NEW YORK CITY! This is a picture from one of our subways. And although it’s super festive and fun, at any point after sundown, no one would really be all that surprised to walk onto a train and see this.
Look what we got! Sexy black girl who’s as fierce and flexible as Beyonce during a blizzard? YURRP! Two phenomenally fashionable guys kissing, one of which is as fierce and flexible as Beyonce during a Nor’easter? MmmMhmmm! A dude in horn rimmed glasses and a group of other people as fierce and flexible as Beyonce in… wait, is this simile even making sense? WHO CARES! Move to the big city, stay away from drugs (trust me!), and become whatever it is you wanna become. And after a couple of months, your ass is gonna look great in jeans because you walk a lot.
*** Picture straight up lifted from Subway Douchery’s personal dashboard from MaybeHorrorShow.tumblr.com and the picture originated from Qpoc.tumblr.com! Enjoy & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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